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A cat’s dictionarypurring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
purrverse: poem about a&nb……
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猫一外教教小朋友一个单词cat,老师让小朋友猜猜是什么,老师说:它每天喜欢躺在炕头,睡觉的时候还打呼噜,有个小朋友站起来说:“那是我爷爷。” ……
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Youre WrongA grocer is serving customers when he sees a small boy standing near an open box of sweet biscuits. Well,my boy.”says……
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Humor about retirementOLD FOOTBALL pLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zone OLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just kick the bucket OLD FO……
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Go to the hospitalFour expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived a……
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TWO STORKSTwo storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stor……
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THE MERMAID AND THE COWOn a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while……
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In prisonIn prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. In pr……
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Stand UpA man sobering up from the night before was sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling……
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Tell what happenedThe policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Searching for witnesses……
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知道Family这个单词的含义吗?知道Family这个单词的含义吗? 爸 F ather和 A nd妈 M other我 I爱 L ove你 Y ou爸妈我爱你=家庭 ……
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HomeworkA ten year old student asked,Teacher,would you punish me for something Ididnt do?” Of course not.”The teacher replied. T……
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He Won 他赢了Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that……
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Have His Ear in My PocketIvan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened? A kid bit me, replied Ivan. Would you recognize h……
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A Good BoyLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor o……
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DrunkOne day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was……
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HospitalityThe hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family……
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